Wednesday, May 6, 2009
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Sunday, May 3, 2009
Saturday, May 2, 2009
The Daily Show & The Colbert Report
Season 14 : Ep. 59|21:36||Closed Captions available
Hugh Jackman, the man who brought the world's most famous mutant to life sits down with Jon.
Thu, Apr 30, 2009
The Colbert Report|Comedy
Season 5 : Ep. 59|21:42||Closed Captions available
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Drug legalization advocate Dr. Ethan Nadelmann stops by to tell Stephen why we should “legalize it.”
Hugh Jackman, the man who brought the world's most famous mutant to life sits down with Jon.
Thu, Apr 30, 2009
The Colbert Report|Comedy
Season 5 : Ep. 59|21:42||Closed Captions available
View Description
Drug legalization advocate Dr. Ethan Nadelmann stops by to tell Stephen why we should “legalize it.”
Friday, May 1, 2009
My 1 day employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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