Family Guy - Daisy Dukes Phase

Bill Gets Dissed, Barack Gets Kissed. LOL

Watch Bill!! Too funny, but he played it off well


The audacity of hoping for a kiss from your own wife!

Let's Stump Out Racisim! Funny Videos with and important message

Black Man in a Car





Racism in the Elevator - Alternate Version - **HD**

Have a chuckle or two. Enjoy your Day!

The Best Smart A-- Answers of 2008 !!

SMART A-- ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during an airline flight.

'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

'What are my choices?' John asked.

'Yes or no,' she replied.

SMART A-- ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his

trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'

SMART A-- ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but

she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'

SMART A-- ANSWER #3

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for

speeding rolled down his window.

'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said.

The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a

ticket.

SMART A-- ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that

read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of

him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the

truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The

truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'

SMART A-- ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2008 !!

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might

consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death

in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What

would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter

sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student,

shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam

with your other hand.'

A BONUS EXTRA

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy

with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,

fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband

replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.

Howie Do It

Season 1 : Ep. 4|21:50|
A man is tricked into being on a daytime talk show where he is led to believe his marriage is on the rocks.

A Dog's Breakfast

Feature Film|1:28:08|
Patrick has always had a somewhat combative relationship with his little sister Marilyn. But when she brings home her new TV star fiance, Ryan, it's an all out war!

Late Show - Farewell to "Great Moments in Presidential Speech

Chris Rock's Relationship Advice

The fight of the funniest-The Best of "In Living Color"

Homey VS. Chuckles
In Living Color
Excerpt (s.3 : ep.13)|04:40|
Homey the Clown must play second fiddle to another clown in a circus act, but Homey don't play that.


Grim reaper
In Living Color
Excerpt (s.3 : ep.15)|03:52|
Death goes on holiday and performs some tricks for the vacationers.


Booked On Phonics
In Living Color
Excerpt (s.4 : ep.20)|02:38|
Oswald Bates, famed elocutionist, touts his awesome new literacy tool "Booked on Phonics" from the Midstate Maximum Security Prison.

Saturday Night Live

How I Met Your Mother Monolgue
Excerpt (s.34 : ep.12)|04:41|
Neil Patrick Harris opens the show.

Howie Do It

Pilot
Howie Do It
Season 1 : Ep. 1|42:46|
A singing telegram at a funeral; a dating show gone wrong; an inept waiter.

Family Guy - Democracy Kicks In

Man shot by his stepdad ends up in jail with him

JACKSONVILLE, N.C. — A man who police said was shot by his stepfather ended up in the same jail with him after officers discovered outstanding arrest warrants against the victim. Police told The Daily News of Jacksonville that 37-year-old Richard Hayes shot his stepson Thursday night.

Authorities say 21-year-old Michael Bass was holding a bloody towel to his abdomen when paramedics arrived, saying his stepfather shot him.

Deputies then discovered Bass had outstanding warrants for failing to appear in court and took him to jail after he was treated and released from the hospital.

Police said Hayes told investigators he has a bad neck and shot his stepson because he thought Bass wanted to fight him.

The men remain in jail. It's unclear if they have attorneys.

Frozen Nuts

Family Guy
Excerpt (s.4 : ep.22)|00:39|
Peter recalls the time he froze some nuts.

Hostage released for pizza

An Australian prison guard held hostage for two days was released after a ransom demand for pizzas was met.

Up to 20 inmates at the Risdon Prison in Hobart, Tasmania, seized the guard in a protest over conditions in the maximum security jail.

Initially they made 24 demands to authorities, but eventually gave up their hostage after agreeing to 15 pizzas, Coke and garlic bread instead.

"At midnight, the final sticking point with the inmates was that they were requiring pizzas to be delivered. Our staff member was negotiated out with the delivery of 15 pizzas," Graeme Barber, Tasmania's director of prisons, told The Advocate newspaper.

The guard is recovering from his ordeal at home.

New Years Rap Music Old People = Yikes

Alvin and the Chipmunks Rap-I Like Big Butts

One Funny Hick-Spanic

One Funny Hick-Spanic
Feature Film|1:15:23|
Irreverent bad boy Alex Reymundo (Cars, El Matador, The Original Latin Kings Of Comedy), will crack you up with a nonstop stream of hilarious jokes and clever observations.

Classic- George Carlin - Fat People Stupid People, what is wrong with People! Happy New Year