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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Craig Ferguson

Opens Show With Amazing "Oops I Did It Again" Performance (VIDEO)

Friday, May 15, 2009

Parks and Recreation|Comedy

Pilot
Parks and Recreation|Comedy
Season 1 : Ep. 1|21:47||Closed Captions available
In the pilot episode, deputy director of parks and recreation, Leslie Knope makes it her sole mission to take on a city pit and turn it into a beautiful park.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Bar joke of the week: wishing animals


One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

The frog called for the two to stop.

The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes... Bear, you go first."

The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish

that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."

Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."



The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said "I wish that the bear was gay..."

Family Guy - Seth Green On His Audition

Family Guy|Comedy
Interview|02:08|
Actor Seth Green (Chris Griffin) remembers his audition for the voice of character Chris Griffin and how he took a risk.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

In An Apatow World

Butch Bradley, Jay Malone, and Ari Shaffir

Butch Bradley, Jay Malone, and Ari Shaffir
Stand Up at CandorTV|Comedy
3|15:00|
Stand up comedians discuss homophobia, bear attacks, and being Jewish.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Bill Cosby Drinking

Jon Stewart

Biography
Jon Stewart is America's most trusted man....in fake news. 1.3 million viewers tune in to The Daily Show nightly to get the news delivered by Stewart, with his tongue firmly planted in cheek.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Bill Maher May 8, 2009 Panel Tree

JibJab.com - Famous Mothers

Mad TV: The West Wing Parody

Timberlake & Samberg: How They Met Your 'Mother'

"Saturday Night Live" is just starting here on the west coast, but advance word from the Twitteratti is that Justin Timberlake once again elevated the entire show. And just in time for Mother's Day, the comedy duo of Timberlake and Andy Samberg are back with a sequel to "D--- in a Box." It's called "Mother Lover," and it's just as inappropriate as the title implies.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

The Challenge

The Challenge
Pilots
Season 1 : Ep. 1|05:58|
View Description
Is Bob Newhart is up for THE CHALLENGE?

Sit Down, Shut Up

Season 1 : Ep. 3|21:23|
View Description
When Knob Haven High School has a chance to become a “distinguished school,” Larry volunteers to give a speech to the school board.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Snuggie Sex

The Daily Show & The Colbert Report

Season 14 : Ep. 59|21:36||Closed Captions available
Hugh Jackman, the man who brought the world's most famous mutant to life sits down with Jon.

Thu, Apr 30, 2009
The Colbert Report|Comedy
Season 5 : Ep. 59|21:42||Closed Captions available
View Description
Drug legalization advocate Dr. Ethan Nadelmann stops by to tell Stephen why we should “legalize it.”

Friday, May 1, 2009

Have you ever wanted superpowers?

J.Anthony Brown- White Draws

My 1 day employment


So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Cat and Dog soliciting for money

It’s getting pretty bad out there.

Cats are so dramatic!
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