Friday, May 29, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Parks and Recreation|Comedy
Pilot
Parks and Recreation|Comedy
Season 1 : Ep. 1|21:47||Closed Captions available
In the pilot episode, deputy director of parks and recreation, Leslie Knope makes it her sole mission to take on a city pit and turn it into a beautiful park.
Parks and Recreation|Comedy
Season 1 : Ep. 1|21:47||Closed Captions available
In the pilot episode, deputy director of parks and recreation, Leslie Knope makes it her sole mission to take on a city pit and turn it into a beautiful park.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Bar joke of the week: wishing animals
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop.
The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes... Bear, you go first."
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish
that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said "I wish that the bear was gay..."
Family Guy - Seth Green On His Audition
Family Guy|Comedy
Interview|02:08|
Actor Seth Green (Chris Griffin) remembers his audition for the voice of character Chris Griffin and how he took a risk.
Interview|02:08|
Actor Seth Green (Chris Griffin) remembers his audition for the voice of character Chris Griffin and how he took a risk.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
The Colbert Report 5/12/09
American filmmaker extraordinaire Ron Howard checks in with Stephen. 21:42 minutes
The Best of Abbott and Costello Live
Feature Film|56:58|
A collection of sketches from Bud Abbott and Lou Costello's routines.
A collection of sketches from Bud Abbott and Lou Costello's routines.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Butch Bradley, Jay Malone, and Ari Shaffir
Butch Bradley, Jay Malone, and Ari Shaffir
Stand Up at CandorTV|Comedy
3|15:00|
Stand up comedians discuss homophobia, bear attacks, and being Jewish.
Stand Up at CandorTV|Comedy
3|15:00|
Stand up comedians discuss homophobia, bear attacks, and being Jewish.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Jon Stewart
Biography
Jon Stewart is America's most trusted man....in fake news. 1.3 million viewers tune in to The Daily Show nightly to get the news delivered by Stewart, with his tongue firmly planted in cheek.
Jon Stewart is America's most trusted man....in fake news. 1.3 million viewers tune in to The Daily Show nightly to get the news delivered by Stewart, with his tongue firmly planted in cheek.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Timberlake & Samberg: How They Met Your 'Mother'
"Saturday Night Live" is just starting here on the west coast, but advance word from the Twitteratti is that Justin Timberlake once again elevated the entire show. And just in time for Mother's Day, the comedy duo of Timberlake and Andy Samberg are back with a sequel to "D--- in a Box." It's called "Mother Lover," and it's just as inappropriate as the title implies.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
The Challenge
The Challenge
Pilots
Season 1 : Ep. 1|05:58|
View Description
Is Bob Newhart is up for THE CHALLENGE?
Pilots
Season 1 : Ep. 1|05:58|
View Description
Is Bob Newhart is up for THE CHALLENGE?
Sit Down, Shut Up
Season 1 : Ep. 3|21:23|
View Description
When Knob Haven High School has a chance to become a “distinguished school,” Larry volunteers to give a speech to the school board.
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When Knob Haven High School has a chance to become a “distinguished school,” Larry volunteers to give a speech to the school board.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Saturday, May 2, 2009
The Daily Show & The Colbert Report
Season 14 : Ep. 59|21:36||Closed Captions available
Hugh Jackman, the man who brought the world's most famous mutant to life sits down with Jon.
Thu, Apr 30, 2009
The Colbert Report|Comedy
Season 5 : Ep. 59|21:42||Closed Captions available
View Description
Drug legalization advocate Dr. Ethan Nadelmann stops by to tell Stephen why we should “legalize it.”
Hugh Jackman, the man who brought the world's most famous mutant to life sits down with Jon.
Thu, Apr 30, 2009
The Colbert Report|Comedy
Season 5 : Ep. 59|21:42||Closed Captions available
View Description
Drug legalization advocate Dr. Ethan Nadelmann stops by to tell Stephen why we should “legalize it.”
Friday, May 1, 2009
My 1 day employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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